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Saturday night 🛎
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2017 goals
*2019
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The last one
Also good on these people for taking the aggressively petty route instead of falsely registering their pets as service animals
I love how everyone intentionally interpreted this not as “your dog must be small” but “your dog must be in a bag”
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no other song is “this generation’s bohemian rhapsody”
bohemian rhapsody is every generation’s bohemian rhapsody
the actual real life piping hot truth tea sis
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Masculinity is never toxic. A man who exhibits poor behavior is merely an individual who exhibits poor behavior. Masculinity is a good thing. Preserve it.

I told him I wouldn’t throw the stick anymore because playtime was over. Source
THROW THE STICK YOU MONSTER
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“Faith is taking the first step even when you don’t see the whole staircase.”— Martin Luther King, Jr.
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See, this, I think, is what I love about Kronk. On the shallowest surface level, he fills the “low IQ sidekick” role. But ONLY on the shallowest surface level.
I’d have to watch the movie again to go into any detail, but Kronk is actually the smartest damn person IN this movie. There’s nothing he doesn’t know, he’s got all this specialized knowledge, dude is probably horrifically well read. He’s NOT stupid, he’s just eager to please and doesn’t have a proper “No” threshhold.
In the second gif, he’s like - “No, wait, I’m not who you think I am.”
Then in the fourth, he’s like - “Oh my God, the cook is gone and she’s got all these orders. If somebody doesn’t cook that up people are going to get upset! They’ll take it out on this poor woman who’s been on her feet all day and doesn’t deserve their wrath! And…oh my God…PEOPLE WILL BE HUNGRY!”
Then in the sixth gif he’s like - “NOT ON KRONK’S WATCH!”
He’s doing the right thing and he knows it. No judgement, no condescension, just always a moment to register the task at hand, determine the most logical course of action to completing it, and then it’s GO GO GO.
His only problem is that he never stops to ask himself whether this is actually his problem to solve, or whether people are taking advantage of him, and I love him for it.
I just…love him.
Kronk is the best hands down.
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posters: The Lion King
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Reporter Lucy Ford did her dissertation on Legally Blonde and she gave it to Reese Witherspoon. This entire video is amazing. (x)
Oprah and Mindy are so confused
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